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dantes-torment

Age/Gender: n/a, Male
Location: Tampa, FL
Job: Genius

Weird? Me? I prefer "mentally endowed in an occaisionally quizzical manner"

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5/5/06

Level: 7
Aura: Neutral

Rank: Civilian
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Saves: 11
Rank #: 108,464

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Exp. Points: 500 / 550
Exp. Rank #: 63,549
Voting Pow.: 4.94 votes

BBS Posts: 1 (0 per day)
Flash Reviews: 30
Music Reviews: 0
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Score: 9
MoreLikeBlue: Ep 3

"Perfect"

submission: MoreLikeBlue: Ep 3
date: January 16, 2007

This was great, especially since I just finished watching Office Space. The character graphics phenominally fitting for the story, which was about as deep as possible. Another flash success!

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Score: 5
Targets

"Another easy cheat"

submission: Targets
date: December 12, 2006

This is a good game, but it's an easy victim to cheating; if someone plays by hitting "Tab"+"Enter" everytime a group of targets comes up, they can get a score like 1960. Also, the time runs to about -2 seconds. Other than those tiny bugs, a very good and well thougt-out game.

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Score: 5
NG: Fuck Christmas!

"Messed up"

date: December 12, 2006

This was kind of messed up, but in a good way. It was predictable, but still funny. It was unfortunately sub-par to your usual stuff; I would suggest making it longer, more acts of random anti-christmas violence.

Author's Response:

THERE IS A DANCING COW LIVING IN MY BUTT

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Score: 4
Metal Gear Solid: SA

"Adam Sandler sings"

date: December 6, 2006

This was ok, even though I'm, not a big metal gear fan. I like how you incorperated standardf dialogue into what I think is "I Fell Pretty" from Anger Management. It wasn't amazing, but it was good.

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Score: 8
No Christmas For You!

"Foamy speaks true"

date: December 6, 2006

I have watched the entire "Foamy Rant" category and I have to say it is one of my favorite satirical media, period. Through this squirell, you have managed to point out much of what is wrong in the world and you deserve applause for that; unfortunately, you can't hear applause over the internet, so you get a good rating instead. Keep it up, and ignore the imbociles who think this is stupid.

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Score: 5
Atack

"So-so"

submission: Atack
date: December 6, 2006

This game was ok, but the music was repetative. Also, I don't know if you know already, but hitting Tab+Enter over and over again will automatically select the missiles and then blow them up with 100% accuracy.I would fix that glitch if I were you.

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Score: 7
Matrix Rampage

"Good game"

submission: Matrix Rampage
date: December 6, 2006

This could stand to go a little faster, and only carrying one weapon at a time seems to limiting, but other than that it was a very good game. Physics-wise, you go through the floors too easily as if you're not actually inside. I see that you can crate holes in the building, which would be a good boundary to that; you could have made going straight through a floor only possible if you break a hole through it.

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Score: 6
Battle for the North Pole

"Floating wood?"

date: December 3, 2006

when the robot walks in he busts through the door and leaves a hole. The piece of wood that occupies the area where the space between his arm and body are is floating, it's not connected to the door at all. North pole antii-gravitation maybe?

Author's Response:

I think you're onto something... Perhaps his front door is the center of the Earth.

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Score: 6
God's Playing Field

"Could have been longer"

date: November 30, 2006

It took me about 3 minutes to beat the game. All you have to do is play until you get 10,000, buy the fire, crank it up to 25 enemies, then click go crazy while holding on the pillar of fire. I got 100,000 in probably under 60 seconds after getting fire; you might want to get rid of the hold to make the game a little harder.

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Score: 6
Ninja and Samurai duel

"Everyone has to start somewhere"

date: November 29, 2006

Not bad for an early claymation; I couldn't do one better.

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